30 EXTRA-ORDINARY ACHIEVEMENTS OF BUHARI AFTER 30 DAYS IN OFFICE.
By Samuel Meyiwa Khalil - TCR
1. Arrived at work by 11:40 on his first day in office.
2. Failed to publicly declare his assets as promised.
3. Failed to feed school kids as promised.
4. Failed to rescue Chibok girls after more that 1month of being in power as
promised.
5. Failed to pay unemployed youths ₦5,000 naira as promised.
6. Failed to pay senior citizens as promised.
7. Failed to make $1 = N1 naira as promised.
8. Failed to hit the ground running as promised. No cabinet members.
9. Failed to get his aids declare their assets as promised. Anyone with idea
of where Shehu and Femi declared their assets?
10. Failed to make PMS N45Naira/liter as promised.
11. Failed to eradicate Boko Haram within 30 days as promised.
12. Failed to visit ANY victims of terrorism anywhere.
13. No longer obeys traffic rules.
14. His wife wore a N10.4 Million naira watch to his inauguration.
15. He as GCFRN ordered the Ariel bombing of innocent peaceful Niger Deltans
in Calabar creeks, killing over 350 innocent souls and managed to muzzle the
media on it.
16. Exported terrorists to Igboland in the guise of 'prisoner relocations'
to insecure prisons at Ekwulobia in Anambra state. 47 Boko Haram terrorists
have been taken to a prison that is not a maximum security prison that is
already over-capacitated, thereby creating breeding grounds for more dangerous
terrorists.
17. Deleted one of the states from the federation by declaring there are 35
states in Nigeria.
18. Created a brand new country in Europe called West Germany and put
President Mitchel in charge.
19. Travelled to about five countries and signed documents with unknown
contents.
20. Sold the nine jets in the presidential fleet and unsold them back in 24
hours again.
21. Ordered military out of our highways and brought them back in 24 hours
again.
22. Dissolved an already constitutionally NNPC board.
23. Ensured $3.4Billion Dollars (₦864 Billion Naira) went missing from our
treasury and immediately commenced shouting 'empty treasury' in the style of
professional oles of Ojuelegba who shout 'thief thief' to distract attention
while their gang steals.
24. Ensured his party lost control of the NASS and Senate, turning them into
WWE entertainment grounds where blows and karate kicks now flow freely.
25. Got Tinubu mad to the point of unleashing his propaganda bulldog,
Sowore,(Sahara Reporter) on their own party members and himself.
26. Moved the military command centre to Maiduguri against all known
military conventions.
27. Building a helipad in Daura in the same manner he tried building a
₦10Million Naira hotel in his home state when he was a HoS.
28. Visited his cows wearing a nation-embarrassing see-through kaftan that
revealed him wearing pampers-like material underneath.
29. Lifted ban on textiles and furniture, thereby reversing the gains of
local industry protection policies in those sectors that will lead to loss of
jobs.
30. Got his most ardent followers crying up and down.Surely, Buhari has
achieved in 30 days what GEJ couldn't achieve in five years leading us to
understand the true dimension of what APC publicity secretary, Lai Mohammed
said rececently. Surely, change has come! Chai Buhari!
Source: Top Class Reporters (TCR)
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