Akpors has too many wahala

CLASS TEACHER: Where do Christians worship?

EKAETTE: Christians worship in the church.

CLASS TEACHER: Take this cane, give the class three, three strokes of the cane.
Ekaette did so.

CLASS TEACHER: Where do muslims worship?

AKPORS (A Stammerer): Muslims worship in the “mo – mo… mo-mo”.

The Teacher impatiently said, “Take this cane give them ten, ten, strokes of the cane. (Akpors did so).

CLASS TEACHER: Now tell them the answer, and if you fail it i’ll flog you and the whole class.

Akpors (stammered again): mo…mo…mo…”mortuary”.
The whole class burst into tears.